Newsgroups: rec.skydiving
From: Charolyn_Babichuk@darwin.biochem.ualberta.ca
Subject: Sex vs Skydiving?
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 1993 00:21:24 GMT
This appeared in this last issue of Canpara. It was courtesy of "Rambling On"
magazine in Australia. Maybe you've seen this before or maybe not. The last
thread we had on sex vs skydiving was hilarious so here's some more.
Is Skydiving Better Than Sex?
1. You can have six skydives a day and still want more.
2. Finding partners for skydiving is much easier - physical attraction is Ðot as important.
3. Skydiving is much safer; no diseases and no kids.
4. Finding good partners is much easier - everyone knows in advance how good a skydiver you are.
5. It's socially acceptable to do 4-ways, 8-ways, 16-ways...
6. åveryone involved is usually satisfied or not with a skydive.
7. You can ask skydivers if they've put on weight without offending them.
8. You rarely get told by your partner(s) that they've had enough.
9. Solo skydiving is not embarrassing. (Right Tim? ;-)
10. åveryone is ugly in freefall.
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